2010年10月4日星期一

Drunbility, Newbility and Shability

最近网上流传这么一句话,相当受欢迎:

Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.
可见本国人民对于英语的热忱已经到了相当大的程度,本教程的目的旨在更好地指导大家使用这几个词的用法。
本教程首先对于niubilityzhuangbilityshability这几个词的正确拼写作出以下修改建议:

niubility
:正确拼写应为newbility,名词
zhuangbility
:正确拼写为drunbility,名词
shability
:保持原拼写方式,名词
下面对几个词的词性作一下延展:
drunbility

1
drunbility的词根为drunb,动词,装逼的原意 进行时:drunbing;过去时:drunbed;完成时:have drunbed 例句:CCAV is drubing again during our dinner time, it has drunbed for many years since I have TV.
CCAV
又在晚饭时间装逼了,它自从我有电视起就在装逼已经这么多年了。
2
drunbee:名词,装逼的人,有装逼倾向的人 例句:林志玲 is a drunbee, but my father likes her, which is disgusting. 林志玲是个装逼的人,但是偶爸爸喜欢她,真恶心。
3
drunber:名词,以装逼为职业的人,专业装逼者 例句:朱军 is a drunber, he has been drunbing all his life, who is professional. 朱军是个职业装逼者,他一辈子都在装逼,是专业级的。
4
drunby:形容词,装逼的 例句:The way you playing music by your mobile phone on a bus is very drunby, not metion the song is 求佛. 你在公交车上用手机放音乐是很装逼的,更别说那歌是求佛。
5
drunblization:名词,装逼化 例句:As more and more Starbucks running in China, the drunblization is getting worse and worse. 随着越来越多的星巴克在中国运营,人民装逼化也越来越严重了。
6
drunblism:名词,装逼主义 例句:The revolution of drublism in France starts in 1863, and people seems respecting that. 法国装逼主义运动起源于1863年,人们貌似很崇拜。
 

newbility

1
newbility词根为newby,形容词,原意为牛逼 例句:I think the song named 你是我的玫瑰我是你的花 is very newby. 我认为那首你是我的玫瑰我是你的花很牛逼。 比较级:newber;最高级:newbest 例句:There is no newbest, only newber. 没有最牛逼,只有更牛逼。
2
newber:名词,牛逼的人 例句:王小波 is a newber, and 罗永浩 is also a newber. 王小波是个牛逼的人,罗永浩也是各牛逼的人。
3
newbable:形容词,可以牛逼的,值得牛逼的 例句:I think the cup of 34E is newbable, you should be proud. 我认为34E的罩杯很值得牛逼,你应该自豪。
4
newbilization:名词,牛逼化 例句:The newbilization of white collar is a global problem. 白领牛逼化是个全球性的问题。
shability

1
shability词根为shaby,名词,傻逼 例句:周杰伦 thinks 崔健 is a shaby, which turns out is the real big shaby. 周杰伦认为崔健是傻逼,结果周才是真正的大傻逼。
2
shability,名词,傻逼能力 例句:The power of your shability is as damagable as the earthquake. 你傻~~~逼的能力犹如地震一样具有毁灭性。
3
shabilization,名词,傻逼化 例句:The CCAV news causes the citizen shabilization.
CCAV
的新闻导致国民傻逼化。
 


课后作业:
一、翻译句子
1
、日本的傻逼化进程已经完成,傻逼比例与傻逼能力均是世界第一的。
2
、姜文的电影很牛逼,他是一个牛逼的人,希望中国电影都能牛逼化。
3
、广电总局是个傻逼的机构,但总认为自己是最牛逼的。
4
、装逼难,做一个装逼人更难,做一个职业装逼者难上加难,但是朱军做到了。
二、单词填空(运用所有上文出现过的单词)
1
The wirter of this tutorial is very ___________.
2
The picture of 陈冠希 and 阿娇 in bed is totally ________________.
3
、芙蓉姐姐 is a symbol of __________, and she is a ________.
三、发散思维练习(供学有余力的同学选做) 扩展erbility,nengbility,lanbility,qiongbility等词汇,希望大家能够好好学习……







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